ATTENTION FELLOW WOCKY_KITAKI ARCHIVISTS!: As of 9.27.22, we have begun receiving

email leaks from an unknown source. This source claims the following emails are all from members of the

Unfortunate Sons, or at least from those who bear some sort of connection to the organization. As our source

refused to name themselves and/or explain how they came across these emails, we unfortunately cannot vouch

for the validity of their contents in any way. That being said, all evidence that might lead to exposing Matthew and

his cult deserves at least some sort of review — hence the inclusion of these emails on our website. If you have any

additional information related to suspected members of the Unfortunate Sons, please do not forget

to contact us here. Thank you!